Let's hear it fur wur darlin wee Grannies!
They ken wha they're aw aboot an huv a wee word, a phrase or a sayin fur a'thing tha happens in life. No wan thing gits by them! Wha's mair, unner aw their chat, there lies a bedrock o' timeless truth derived frae lifetimes o' experience. Aye, we ignore wha wur Grannies tell us a' wur peril! Wha are we sayin? We'd nivver be allowed tae ignore them! We'd get a clip roond the lug!
This cracker o' a Wee Book is an updated, expanded, all singin, all dancin, new an improved version o' the runaway bestseller, The Wee Book o' Grannies' Sayin's published way back in 2018. Much loved then, much loved noo! So gaun stick oan the kettle, pour yersel a nice wee cup o' tea, plonk yer bahookie doon in yer fav'rite chair an huv a wee daunder doon Memory Lane. Where is yon Memory Lane anyhoo? Auf the High Street in Portree, by the swimming pool in Paisley, roond the back o' Hampden Park? Hmmmmm.
Weel begun is hauf done! Wurry blunts yer blade! Huv life richt tae the end!